A Monkey With A Bible Has More Sense Than A Liberal Professor With A Degree

Genesis 1:1, “In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.”

A monkey at the zoo was seen with a Bible in one hand, and a Darwin’s "Origin Of The Species" in the other hand.

The zookeeper approached the monkey and asked him what he was doing.

The monkey responded, “I’m trying to decide whether I’m my brother’s keeper, or my keeper’s brother.”